Friday, February 22, 2013

The Killer in the Backseat

As told by Emily Dunbar:

One night a woman went out for drinks with her girlfriends. She left the bar fairly late at night, got in her car and

onto the deserted highway. After a few minutes she noticed a lone pair of headlights in her rear-view mirror, approaching at a pace just slightly quicker than hers. As the car pulled up behind her she glanced and saw the turn signal on — the car was going to pass — when suddenly it swerved back behind her, pulled up dangerously close to her tailgate and the brights flashed.

Now she was getting nervous. The lights dimmed for a moment and then the brights came back on and the car behind her surged forward. The frightened woman struggled to keep her eyes on the road and fought the urge to look at the car behind her. Finally, her exit approached but the car continued to follow, flashing the brights periodically.

Through every stoplight and turn, it
followed her until she pulled into her driveway. She figured her only hope was to make a mad dash into the house and call the police. As she flew from the car, so did the driver of the car behind her
— and he screamed, "Lock the door and call the police! Call 911!"

When the police arrived the horrible truth was finally revealed to the woman. The man in the car had been trying to save her. As he pulled up behind her and his headlights illuminated her car, he saw the silhouette of a man with a butcher knife rising up from the back seat to stab her, so he flashed his brights and the figure crouched back down.

The moral of the story: Always check the back seat!

FUNNY JOKE

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said “Hi!, how are you?”
Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”
The voice said “So what are you up to?”
I said, “Just doing the same as you,
sitting here!”
From next door, “Can I come over?”
Annoyed, I said, "rather busy right now”
The voice said, “Listen, i will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions"

The correct usage of YOLO

Lol now this is awesome!

Monday, February 18, 2013

WHAT'S YOUR TOP 5 FAVORITE DC CHARACTERS?

(Voted by the fans on the fan page "Superman Fan Page>> http://www.facebook.com/supermanfanpage)

Well I asked you guys who your top 5 favorite DC characters were and you voted. I had fun reading your comments and was surprised at some of the choices but in a good way. Here's the Top 5. Remember to comment at the bottom and Like/Share this post and subscribe to my blog. Thanks :)
5) Nightwing: "Him making the top 5 made me really happy because I love Nightwing. His popularity definetly went up a little more after The Dark Knight Trilogy, so hopefully we get a Live Action film soon."
Although several characters from DC Comics have taken on the name "Nightwing", Richard John "Dick" Grayson is the one most popularly associated with the name. 

Once a member of the acrobatic family the "Flying Graysons". After his family was killed by a mob boss seeking to extort money from the circus, he was taken in by Bruce Wayne, "Batman", and trained to be his sidekick, "Robin". After many years of being a dynamic duo, Dick left Bruce's care and the mantle of Robin to assume the name "Nightwing" and become independent. - Personally paraphrased from several sources


+ As Robin, he co-founded the Teen Titans
+ The name "Nightwing" was a suggestion from Superman, who had spoken of a Kryptonian legend of the same name.

Dick Grayson possesses the peak athletic strength and endurance of a man in his mid/late twenties who regularly engages in intensive physical exercise. His detective and martial arts skills rival those of Batman's, making him one of the greatest crime fighters alive. He is a master of a half dozen martial arts disciplines that include Tae-Kwon-Do, Judo, Jeet Kune Do, Aikido, Wing Chun, and Escrima. He also possesses vast training in other martial arts such as Hapkido, Jiu-jitsu, Karate, Savate, Kendo, Ninjutsu, and Tai Chi. He was rigorously trained by the Dark Knight in everything from escapology to criminology, fencing, stealth, disguise, and numerous other combat/non-combat disciplines. Dick Grayson is 5'10 and 175 pounds.

Grayson is a prodigious natural athlete, possessing a peak human level of agility/acrobatic skills. He is generally regarded as the greatest human acrobat in the DC universe. He is the only person on Earth who can do the quadruple somersault (formerly one of three, the other two being his parents). Having had the finest education as Bruce Wayne's ward, he speaks with fluency in English, French, Spanish, Russian, Mandarin, Cantonese, and Japanese (though he appears not to know how to read the last three), and has some knowledge of Romany and the alien language of Tamaran. He is also a brilliant and experienced strategist with superlative leadership skills, having served as leader to the Titans, the Outsiders, and even the Justice League. Additionally, Dick's interpersonal skills and efforts to remain in contact with other heroes makes him a master at rallying, unifying, and inspiring the superhero community, a skill in which he has surpassed his mentor.
- taken from Wikipedia  

4) Wonder Woman and The Flash: "I had to put both of these great heroes at number four because they were a tie. Personally I preffer Wonder Woman but I love Flash as well, you guys can comment below and let me know who is your favorite out of both of them."

Wonder Woman:
Princess Diana of Themiscyra was created out of clay by the Queen of the Amazons, Hippolyta, and granted life and power by of the ancient Greek gods. After defeating her fellow Amazonian contenders in a contest of strength and skill she became their champion. Wielding magical bracelets and the golden Lasso of Truth, Diana serves as an ambassador of peace and justice in "Man's World" as Wonder Woman! - taken from Fan Page

The Flash:
They have been called The Fastest Men Alive - generations of super heroes granted the power to tap into the extra-dimensional energy field called the Speed Force. Each named himself The Flash and became a hero perpetuating a legacy of courage, valor...and speed! - taken from Fan Page




3) Green Lantern: "This character is so awesome and it sucks that the movie wasn't so good.....but at least we got the comics!" :D

In a universe as vast as it is mysterious, a small but powerful force has existed for centuries: The Green Lantern Corps. Each Green Lantern wears a Power Ring that grants him amazing abilities directed by his willpower. - taken from Fan Page 

In brightest day, in blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight

Let those who worship evil's might

Beware my power... Green Lantern's light!



2) Batman: "My second favorite DC character after Superman, it's no surprise to see him make it on this list. Batman is freakin' aweosme!! and if his number two then you already know who made number one." ;)

Wherever you know him from - movies, TV shows, video games or comics 

- Batman is proof you don’t need superpowers to be a superhero 
Bruce Wayne was just a kid when he watched his parents be gunned down during a mugging in Gotham City. This crime defined his life and propelled him to becoming the world’s greatest weapon against crime—the Batman. - taken from Fan Page

Batman is a fictional character, a comic book superhero created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger. The character first appeared in Detective Comics #27 (May 1939), and since then has appeared primarily in publications by DC Comics. Originally referred to as "The Bat-Man" and still referred to at times as "The Batman", he is additionally known as "The Caped Crusader", "The Dark Knight", and "The World's Greatest Detective," among other titles.
In the original version of the story and the vast majority of retellings, Batman's secret identity is Bruce Wayne, an American millionaire (later billionaire) playboy, industrialist, and philanthropist. Having witnessed the murder of his parents as a child, he swore revenge on criminals, an oath tempered with the greater ideal of justice. Wayne trains himself both physically and intellectually and dons a bat-themed costume in order to fight crime. Batman operates in the fictional American Gotham City, assisted by various supporting characters including his crime-fighting partner, Robin, his butler Alfred Pennyworth, the police commissioner Jim Gordon, and occasionally the heroine Batgirl. He fights an assortment of villains such as the Joker, the Penguin, the Riddler, Two-Face, Ra's al Ghul, Scarecrow, Poison Ivy, and Catwoman, among others. Unlike most superheroes, he does not possess any superpowers; he makes use of intellect, detective skills, science and technology, wealth, physical prowess, martial arts skills, an indomitable will, fear, and intimidation in his continuous war on crime.
Batman became a very popular character soon after his introduction and gained his own comic book title, Batman, in 1940. As the decades wore on, differing interpretations of the character emerged. The late 1960s Batman television series used a camp aesthetic which continued to be associated with the character for years after the show ended. Various creators worked to return the character to his dark roots, with varying results. The comic books of this dark stage culminated in the acclaimed 1986 miniseries The Dark Knight Returns, by Frank Miller, as well as Batman: The Killing Joke by Alan Moore and Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth, among others. The overall success of Warner Bros.' live-actionBatman feature films have also helped maintain public interest in the character.
A cultural icon, Batman has been licensed and adapted into a variety of media, from radio to television and film, and appears on a variety of merchandise sold all over the world such as toys and video games. The character has also intrigued psychiatrists with many trying to understand the character's psyche and his true ego in society. In May 2011, Batman placed second on IGN's Top 100 Comic Book Heroes of All Time, after Superman. Empire magazine also listed him second in their 50 Greatest Comic Book Characters of All Time.
- taken from Wikipedia 
1) Superman: "My all time favorite Superhero of all time! Not surprise that he made number one offcourse. What's not to love about the King Daddy of all Superheroes? I lost hope for a good Superman film after Superman Returns but after seeing the trailer for Man of Steel maybe a billion times I already know that it's going to be the best movie of the year!! This movie needs to come out already but I am glad to see them taking their time to make this the best Superman movie Everrr." 

The original story of Superman relates that he was born Kal-El on the planet Krypton, before being rocketed to Earth as an infant by his scientist father Jor-El, moments before Krypton's destruction. Discovered and adopted by a Kansas farmer and his wife, the child is raised as Clark Kent and imbued with a strong moral compass. Very early he started to display superhuman abilities, which upon reaching maturity he resolved to use for the benefit of humanity. - taken from Our Fan Page 
Superman is a fictional character, a comic book superhero who appears in comic books published by DC Comics. He is widely considered to be an American cultural icon. Created by American writer Jerry Siegel and Canadian-born American artist Joe Shuster in 1932 while both were living in Cleveland, Ohio, and sold to Detective Comics, Inc. (later DC Comics) in 1938, the character first appeared in Action Comics #1 (June 1938) and subsequently appeared in various radio serials, television programs, films, newspaper strips, and video games. With the success of his adventures, Superman helped to create the superhero genre and establish its primacy within the American comic book. The character's appearance is distinctive and iconic: a blue, red and yellow costume, complete with cape, with a stylized "S" shield on his chest. This shield is typically used across media to symbolize the character.
The origin story of Superman relates that he was born Kal-El on the planet Krypton, before being rocketed to Earth as an infant by his scientist father Jor-El, moments before Krypton's destruction. Discovered and adopted by a Kansas farmer and his wife, the child is raised as Clark Kent and imbued with a strong moral compass. Very early he started to displaysuperhuman abilities, which upon reaching maturity he resolved to use for the benefit of humanity.
Superman has fascinated scholars, with cultural theorists, commentators, and critics alike exploring the character's impact and role in the United States and the rest of the world.Umberto Eco discussed the mythic qualities of the character in the early 1960s, and Larry Niven has pondered the implications of a sexual relationship involving the character. The character's ownership has often been the subject of dispute, with Siegel and Shuster twice suing for the return of legal ownership. Superman placed first on IGN's Top 100 Comic Book Heroes in May 2011.
- taken from Wikipedia


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Saturday, February 16, 2013

Lebron vs Jordan



















Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right.

Holla at me when Lebron saves the Looney Tunes from an alien race. 
Haha but seriously who do you guys think would win?

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Sunday, February 3, 2013

FUN FACTS ABOUT SUPERMAN


1. Superman was originally conceived as a bald villain with the power to control people's minds. 


2. Many people believe the role of Superman is cursed, and bad luck will befall any actor who plays the character.


3. Famous Superman fans, Jon Bon Jovi and Shaquille O' Neal, both have tattoos of Superman's famous 'S' symbol.


4. Superman's dog is called Krypto. When he's not fighting crime, Krypto has his own secret identity. He goes by the name of Skip.


5. Superman's alter ego, Clark Kent hasn't always worked for the Daily Planet newpaper. He orginally worked for the Daily Star.


6. Superman can be seen somewhere in every episode of the television show, Seinfeld.


7. A street in Fullerton, California, shares its name with Superman's girlfriend - Lois Lane.


8. Superman once travelled back in time and met the famous English playwright, William Shakespeare.


9. The Metropolis skyline was orignally based on the Canadian city of Toronto.


10. The actor, Nicolas Cage, named his son Kal-el, which is Superman's birth name.

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