Monday, September 30, 2013

My thoughts on Batman vs Superman and Frank Miller

I hate The Dark Knight Returns part 2 for what it did to Superman (it's not cause of that stupid fight scene, I hate it for what it did to the Superman character.. I'm just glad that this piece of crap is non-canon) I can't stand Frank Miller even more and his Bat-God! Batman's my third favorite superhero after Wolverine and it saddens me when crappy writers make him invincible.

Anyways what I'm getting at is that Green Arrow and Superman were both in TDKR.. I can see where they got the idea to put another major Superhero character in this Man of Steel sequel.. it's not the first time it's happened, I've seen it in comic books lots of times but it would of been nice if it didn't happen with Superman so we could of gotten a proper sequel.. I wanted a sequel with just Superman as the Superhero.

Christopher Nolan was a genius who took his time and focused on just Batman and gave it a beautiful trilogy. Also Christian Bale didn't take crap from anyone, he said that if Robin is his sidekick he won't do this movie. Sure wish Henry could of said that when they said they were bringing in Batman in his sequel. Then again I can't compare these two actors together but I feel like Christian Bale makes better decisions when it comes to movies. Either way I'm sorta excited for this movie. I think that Ben Affleck will do well as Batman. Like I said before, I hope whoever plays the next Superman in the future gets a proper trilogy without any other major Superhero character included.

P.S. Batman can't beat Superman, if you think that Batman can beat Superman then you need to read some comics.. if after you read the comics and you still think that Batman can beat Superman then all I have to tell you is "are you on drugs?"

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Halloween Is Coming. Here's An Idea.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Who's Your Favorite Superman?

There's been a lot of different actors that played Superman over the years. What I want to know is which one's your favorite?

Halloween Zombie Fingers...

You spend the first 2 years teaching children how to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Welcome Back Month

Not only is Lucas Black coming back for Fast and Furious 7 but Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are back for the sequel to Dumb and Dumber.

Both of these movies are currently in production. Fast and Furious 7 is set to come out in 2014 and Dumb and Dumber 2 is set to come out the same year.

P.s. There's also going to be a Fast and Furious 8 and 9.

Are you excited about these movies? Leave a comment and let me know.

Why I prefer dogs...

This is why aliens won't talk to us!

What's wrong with this generation!? Smh

The fact of the matter is it's not cause I'm getting old that I'm saying that. I may be getting older but I'm not stupid or death. Sure Justin has a few catchy songs but most of his music is crap. On top of that there's like a bunch of other artist being played on the radio and tv that have no meaning or substance. I wish that there was more artist like Adele, Miguel or Bruno Mars being played on the radio.

Hip-Hop, don't even get me started on hip-hop music today. On that note I'm gonna end with this: "2 Chainz sucks."

Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Review Round-Up

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. premieres on Tuesday, September 24 at 8 PM ET on ABC. Comicbook.com selected a few reviews to let you guys know if this is worth watching. I decided to share these reviews with you all. Please comment below and let me if you're excited for this show!

According to TV.com , “Don’t let it scare you into thinking it might be too ‘genre’ for you. It’s fun, it’s funny, it’s exciting, and it has action. It’s the whole package.”

According to USA Today , “Anyone familiar with Whedon’s TV work will be happy to see some of his best traits on display: the sideways humor that surprises while staying true to plot and character; the
efforts to ground the fantasy in real-world emotion; the belief that events in past episodes (and movies) must have repercussions in the present.

According to SFGate.com , “It doesn’t feed off post-9/11 cultural unease as so many other dramas do. ‘Homeland,’ ‘Person of Interest,’
‘Scandal’ and others have the paranoia division well-covered. ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’ is the anti-‘Homeland,’ in a way: It’s all about making TV fun again.”

According to the Chicago Sun-Times , “Co-created by fanboy favorite Joss Whedon, the show’s pricey-looking pilot caters to both
comic book geeks and mainstream viewers with its witty writing and special effects. Whether it’s able to sustain that for a whole season, only someone with Level 7 clearance knows.”

According to Newsday , Agent’s of
S.H.I.E.L.D. is a “blast for fans.” They gave the show a grade “A.”

According to the NY Post, “Coulson Lives. But the question, based on the quality of the premiere of ‘Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D,’ is for just how long. The show, the much-hyped, first TV offshoot of the
monstrously successful Marvel cinematic universe that brought us ‘The Avengers’ (et. al), places itself firmly in that world — yet is a mere shadow of it.”

According to Poptimal , “With a strong cast and smart script, Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. delivers a smart, action-packed thrill ride.”

According to RedEye Chicago , “Cool your jetpacks, people. “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” is good, but not quite great—at
least not in its first hour. That doesn’t mean it’s not an entertaining ride with incredible
potential. (I’m giving it the 3.5 stars based on that potential.)”

According to AV Club , “The idea of a superhero procedural is a good one, and there are enough fun and funny moments in the Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. pilot to suggest the kind of show that will settle into a groove with time. Yet there are also
moments that seem boring, cautious, and predictable.”

According to the Hollywood Reporter, “The pilot is one of those good-not-great propositions that many pilots are, particularly those trying to establish a complex world. But it’s an hour that doesn’t exactly justify ABC and Marvel’s feverish
protection of it, like it was a secret that could implode the world if it got out.”

According to EOnline , “Alas, Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is the television event of the year; giving you everything you look for from a TV show: action, laughs, a touch of mystery, great writing and acting, and, most importantly, it’s the most entertaining new offering this season.”

According to DIY, “There’s really barely a duff note in the first episode, with thrills aplenty, characters that we can’t wait to get
to know and enough rat-a-tat-tat dialogue to warrant multiple viewings.”

Sunday, September 22, 2013

I Hope We Get A Proper Superman Trilogy In The Future

"Christopher Nolan is the first director to complete a full trilogy of Batman films."

I know that there's been 4 Superman films made with Christopher R. but that's in the past. Man of Steel could of gotten the same treatment but a movie with another Superhero's name in the title doesn't count as a sequel. Zack Snyder or whoever can say whatever they want but it's not a sequel.

Hope I get to see a Proper trilogy for Superman in the future from whoever will be Superman then. Hope it happens before I die. Lol oh life, it sucks when you don't get what you want but whatever.

I Hope We Get A Proper Superman Trilogy In The Future

"Christopher Nolan is the first director to complete a full trilogy of Batman films."

I know that there's been 4 Superman films made with Christopher R. but that's in the past. Man of Steel could of gotten the same treatment but a movie with another Superhero's name in the title doesn't count as a sequel. Zack Snyder or whoever can say whatever they want but it's not a sequel.

Hope I get to see a Proper trilogy for Superman in the future from whoever will be Superman then. Hope it happens before I die. Lol oh life, it sucks when you don't get what you want but whatever.

A couple had two little boys , ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if
any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.
The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her
husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman.

The husband said, 'We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!' The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see
them individually. The 8 year old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly,'Where is God?'

The boy made no response, so the
clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, 'Where is God?' Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, 'WHERE IS GOD?'

At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming himself in the closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what had happened. The younger brother replied, 'We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it.'

You Don't Say...

Star Trek Did It First ^_^

This.

Batman vs. Superman Reportedly To Start Shooting in October, Seeking Extras

Take this with a grain of salt, since it’s not an official Warner Bros. source–but BeInAMovie.com is claiming that in less than a month, Zack Snyder will begin filming crowd scenes for Batman vs. Superman next month.

Batman-News reports that this is the same company that put out similar casting calls for The Dark Knight Rises , which included the huge extras call for the football stadium scene.

Source: Comicbook.com

"This seems too soon in my opinion, I'm not too excited for this movie but at the same time I really want it to be a great movie. Would be awesome if we got a Justice League movie but to be honest I'm more excited for another solo Superman movie like Man of Steel. Hope Batman vs Superman does well."

P.S. it's supposed to be a Superman movie and Batman's name is first? SMH..

Friday, September 20, 2013

Just Sayin'

How Do You Think Breaking Bad will end?

He's going to start a new life and it's going to be called "Malcolm In The Middle"

All jokes aside, this show has been amazing from the start. I'm excited to see how this show ends but at the same time I kinda want another season. Either way, Breaking Bad will go down as one of the greatest tv shows of ALL time!

P.S. how do you think this show will end?

Thursday, September 19, 2013

The Falcon Says Ben Affleck Will Make Batman Cool Again

Mackie said, “I think it’s great. My favorite Batman was Michael Keaton because he made Batman like an everyday guy we can relate to. I feel like the last few [actors playing] Batman have been lost in trepidation that you really can’t relate to. So I feel like Ben Affleck—what makes him a star is he has that everyman quality. I feel like he is going to bring that back to Batman and make him cool again.”

They Know

Admit it, we've all done this haha!

My Painting of Clint Eastwood

Sorry for the bad quality :/

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Jesse, We Have To Cook!

Thought this was a funny pic haha. Only two more episodes of Breaking Bad left. I'm excited to see how this amazing show ends but at the same time I really don't want it to end. At least we're getting a spinoff tv show afterwards, which can either be really good or really bad.

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Woman in graphic anti- smoking ad dies

I'm sure you've seen her on tv in those anti-smoking ad commercials. Her name is Terrie Hall and sadly she died Monday of cancer. "She was a public health hero," said Dr. Tom Frieden, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Cigarette is a discussing habit that's not easy to break. Thank you Terrie for speaking out about the dangers of smoking cigarette. R.I.P.

Ben Affleck Will Be Great As Batman

People complained when Keaton was chosen as Batman but there was no internet to blow it out of proportion back then. Keaton also did a great job. Affleck will be great. It's Goyer and Snyder you have to worry about.

Go Home Camel You're Drunk

R.L Stine books and Goosebumps

Who else used to read these?

Monday, September 16, 2013

Ichetucknee Springs, Florida

This natural spring looks like something out of a dream.

Random Fact

There is a town named “Nothing” in Arizona that literally has nothing but a gas station and a population of 4 people.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Hank Sucks!

Walt's the good guy here. He could have easily put a hit on Hank after he found out about his alter ego but he didnt. He cares about family, unlike Hank who only cared about his ego and manhood. Go Heisenberg!

3 Things You Need to Know to Have a Healthy Relationship

I wanted to take some time and share some relationship advice with you all. My girl and I have been dating since 2009 and we grown closer to each other everyday. She's my partner and my best friend. What's funny is that we started out as best friends first. I met the love of my life back in 2005 in High School. Over time we became close friends and now we're together.

Now, not every relationship is like mines. A lot of people are struggling in their relationship and I'm just here to help a little. All I can do is share with you what my girl and I do to makes our relationship work.

1) KEEP THINGS FUN: remember when you guys first started dating? It was fun, you laughed often and just enjoyed being around each other. You need to keep that going, just cause you guys are together it doesn't mean that you should stop trying. Keep things fresh and exciting. Go out for a walk together so you can get a chance to talk because often times when you're in the house there's too many distractions like the computer or television. You can take her to the beach as well or out to eat but if you're more of an indoor couple there's lots of things that you can do as well: play cards, domino's, video games and my favorite is to watch an interesting movie or tv show cause after it's over you'll wanna talk to each other about it. The main point I'm making is to communicate and have fun. Just remember that love is friendship set on fire.
Shows to watch: Dexter, Breaking Bad and True Blood. These are just my preferences.

2) DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF: You might find yourself arguing with your partner over the silliest things at times. What you need to do is just let some things go and I promise you that after a few minutes or hours you won't even remember it what was bothering you. The small stuff are easily forgotten cause it's not important. Most arguments shouldn't be about the small stuff.

3) DON'T JUST SAY YOU LOVE HER/HIM, SHOW IT: The word "I love you" is thrown around a lot these days. It's become a natural word and used very lightly. If someone says they love you and end up breaking your heart, then they never truly loved you. It's hard for anyone to trust someone again after being hurt like that. What you have to do is show your partner that you love them, after all actions do speak louder than words.

Monday, September 9, 2013

DEATH BATTLE!

Wonder Woman vs She Hulk

Who Wins!

Friday, September 6, 2013

Superman Has Killed Before

I get so tired of people saying "superman never kills". Superman has killed before. It is an absolute last resort, but it HAS happened. He was faced with a decision and chose the right path. This is one area where I would actually say
superman was smarter than batman. Batman constantly lets the joker live, causing thousands
of people to die because of it. Superman decided that the death of one meant saving millions, so he did it. On top of that, it wasn't like he just said "ok he's dead" and moved on. It caused him agonizing pain, but in the end, he did what he had to do.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Oh Obama...

The government catches you spying on them?
You go to jail.

You catch the government spying on you? Nope,
still you.

MUST READ and SHARE - MasterCard Wedding

FOR ANYONE who feels they've been invited to too many weddings lately have a laugh. This is actually true. It was in a local newspaper in
South Carolina and even Jay Leno mentioned it on The Tonight Show.

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and
groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming, bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped
to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.

He said that this was his gift and told everyone to open their envelopes.

Inside each envelope was an 8x10 photo of his best man having sex... with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.

After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" He turned
to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here!"

He had the marriage annulled the first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as if nothing was wrong.

His revenge:

1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a wedding and reception.

2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And, best of all...

3) Trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends and their entire families.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might see one of those MasterCard "Priceless" commercials out of
this? Huh?

Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests — $32,000
Photographers for the wedding — $3,000 Deluxe
Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks — $8,500
The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of the Bride and Best Man having sex — PRICELESS!!!

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Tarski Merceda Reviews The Final Episode of Futurama

Well folks that's it, Futurama is over. After all these years of entertaining us it's sadly over but it went out with a satisfying final episode.

In the last episode they showed us some nostalgia by going back to the moon, which saddened me even more cause I knew that by going down memory lane it really means that this is the final episode of Futurama. In this episode it focused mostly on this device that the professor created, which allows you to go back in time. This is Futurama so it's not surprising that Fry and Bender (who to me is very much like scooby and shaggy but a lot funnier) will do something stupid with this time traveling device.

Using the device, Fry got Leela a wedding ring and proposed to her, if she says yes then she has to meet him on top of this building and she says no then she simply doesn't show up. Later things go really wrong, the device is broken, the professor died, everything and everyone on earth were frozen. The only people that weren't frozen was Fry and Leela. From there They decided to take advantage of this situation to get married and do everything that they ever wanted to do in their lifetime.

Towards the very end of the episode the Professor showed up, Fry luckily kept the broken pieces in his pocket and gived it to the Professor so he could fix it. Afterwards the Professor told Fry and Leela that they could go back in time now to were this whole thing started. Fry and Leela can relieve their entire lives together again. That ending was perfect, it ended in a way that gives fans hope that Futurama could return again someday. I've seen just about every single episode of this show and it's quite sad that it ended. Like they say "all good things must come to an end."

What did you think of the Final episode of Futurama?

When you go to the bathroom during a commercial break and then you hear the show come back on

DEATH BATTLE!

Super Saiyan God Goku vs Superman Prime One Million

Who Wins!

MUST READ and SHARE

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what
he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off
and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge
of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL :
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less from people but more from yourself.

You have two choices... smile and close this page, or pass this along to someone else to share the lesson.

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Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Imagine If...

BOX OFFICE REPORT

In its opening weekend in Japan, Man of Steel sits at #2 in their box office bringing in $2.7M on 610 screens.

The current box office total for the movie is:

Domestic: $290.3M
Foreign: $367M
Total: $657.3M

Just Got a New High Score in Subway Surfers

What's the highest score that you ever got? Comment Below!

Monday, September 2, 2013

Drake with the 5 Gum Edge haircut.

A Beautiful Story by O'Henry

A very poor man lived with his wife.

One day, his wife, who had very long hair asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well and to be well-groomed.

The man felt very sorry and said no. He explained that he did not even have enough money to fix the strap of his watch he had just broken.

She did not insist on her request.

The man went to work and passed by a watch shop, sold his damaged watch at a low price and went to buy a comb for his wife.

He came home in the evening with the comb in his hand ready to give to his wife.

He was surprised when he saw his wife with a very short hair cut.

She had sold her hair and was holding a new watch band.

Tears flowed simultaneously from their eyes, not for the futility of their actions, but for the reciprocity of their love.

MORAL: To love is nothing, to be.loved is something but to love and to be loved by the one you love,that is EVERYTHING. Never take love for granted.

Tarski Merceda Reviews Warm Bodies

Just like my Beautiful Creatures review, Warm Bodies isn't like Twilight, it's something different.
Saw this movie with my fiance a couple days ago and I gotta say, I really enjoyed it.

Warm Bodies is about this Zombie named "R" whose different from the other zombies. Later on in the movie R meets "Julie" and he just fell for her the moment he laid eyes on her. R met her while she was with her friends looking for food to bring to their people over the wall. While they're looking for food and supplies, R and his zombie companions walked in and killed Julie's friends. R only killed Julie's boyfriend, kept some of his brains to eat later. Only Julie and her friend was left now, R only had his eyes on Julie. He got close to her, grabbed her hand and took her back to his place.

Later in the film their relationship grew, kinda creepy if you think about it but I guess some girls like guys who are cold and dead. R and many other zombies we're getting their humanity back. The movie ends pretty nicely and I really recommend seeing it with your love one. It's funny, has cool action scenes and Zombies! I give Warm Bodies an 8/10

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DEATH BATTLE! Goku vs Hulk

Who wins!