Thursday, October 31, 2013

Enjoy Comics

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Holy cosplay, Jason!

The police also charged him for possession when they found his shrooms

Whoa...

We're really not in Kansas anymore

Supernatural is all new TONIGHT at
9/8c!

I love being a Blogger :3 #yolo

500 days of friendzone. (Quick Review)

All joking aside, this was actually a really good Movie! Saw it the other day with my fiance and we enjoyed the heck out of that movie. It's definitely a must see.

Everyone's performance was on point and I really liked how creative it was. Amazing cinematography and the music was perfect in this film. All in all I give 500 Days of Summer a 9 out of 10.

<3

Lights? Who Needs Them?

LIARS

There was once a guy living in our neighborhood named Jimmy, he got picked on a lot for being a
confident and funny guy, his mouth tended to get him into a lot of trouble and he seldom learned his lesson. He was just very content with who he was and refused to change it. When people asked him why he let them wail on him for his blunt comedy and wisecracks, he'd smirk and say, "Honesty is the best policy, at least
they're not hiding anything from me and neither am I from them."

One of the kids he inadvertently pissed off with a rather crude MILF joke was something of a psychopath with a sadistic streak who didn't take kindly to the insult. So he rounded up the other guys who didn't like Jimmy and they
cornered him after school in the science room.

"Your mouth got you into this... I want you to remember that." Brett, the ringleader, told him as he looked into Jimmy's terrified eyes.

They grabbed some formic acid stored in the lab and threw it in his face. They stood around watching him scream in agony as it ate through his flesh before sniggering and running out, pretending to be concerned and wanting help for him.

When the paramedics arrived and were attending to Jimmy (who was no longer able to scream), the principal asked the boys if they knew what happened. Their leader Brett explained they were walking past when they saw Jimmy skulking
around the lab room, by the time they got in there, he was already in that state. The other members joined in and backed Brett up with
other fake details as Jimmy tried to protest in silent agony. The principal nodded and told them
he would speak to them after he had a word with Jimmy and gotten his side of the story after he was out of the hospital.

A few days passed and Jimmy was kept in ICU with bandages on his face, the doctors salvaging what little they could of his face, his vision still intact in one eye and his jaw withstanding despite the loss of flesh. He was still unable to speak and refused to respond to anyone. He just sat there, eyes unblinking & staring at the ceiling, bloodshot and filled with animosity.
When he was discharged sometime later, he would not respond to anyone with anything other than the word "LIARS." His social life
gone, unable to smile or even crack a joke anymore, he secluded himself in his room and began planning. Sick vindictive thoughts started appearing in his mind, he would get them all one by one, decimate them, slice them, burn
them. He waited patiently until the group would be vulnerable, late at night when they said their goodbyes and went home separately. That's when he would strike.

That weekend, Brett received a package in the mail. Curiously, he opened it to find a VHS tape with the words "For You" etched crudely onto the front. He put it in and played it.

It was a crudely recorded home video by an unknown camera man who didn't speak at all for the duration of the film. It began with the camera pointing at the date on a newspaper, it was yesterday. As he zoomed out, you could see it was in a basement, a single flickering lightbulb hanging above and casting an uncomfortable scene. By the time he'd completely zoomed out, it was apparent this was no normal video. In front of the cameraman & on his hands knees was one of Brett's friends. He was naked, a dirty blindfold around his face and a crude gag in his mouth. He was covered in blood, horrific burns, lacerations and wounds. One particularly large
one on his back stood out that almost looked like a word....

The cameraman, with gloved hands, took the gag out of the crying boy's mouth and immediately he begged to go home.

"Please, PLEASE let me go man....I...I did what you wanted! Oh god...Jesse, Mike, Keith....you made me fucking butcher them! I just wanna go home man....Please....I'm sorry guys....I'm so...so sorry...."

He just kept repeating it over and over, rocking back and forth as he did so.

Brett's legs began to shake and he felt the bile rise in his stomach, he could see the burned, mangled bodies in the background. The bodies of his friends. All of them have markings on their body in deep, large cuts.

The cameraman reached out for the boy's chin and lifted it up, encouraging him to stand. He did so obediently as he was slowly led to a door off screen, whimpering. Brett can see what's been cut into his friend's back now. It's the word "LIAR". The camera cuts out temporarily.

When it restarts again, they're no longer inside. They're instead out in the cold snow on the outskirts of the woods and it doesn't appear to
be the original man holding the camera anymore. It's Brett's friend. He's whimpering and shivering as he holds the camera in one place for 30 seconds, pointing at some trees in the distance, hearing footsteps draw ever nearer.

"WHERE ARE YOU MAN? YOU SAID I COULD GO MAN! YOU SAID I COULD GO!"

The boy is screaming and crying, frightened out of his mind as the sound of crunching snow draws nearer from seemingly every angle.

It stops.

He turns around to see the mangled face of Jimmy, a horrifying howl blares through the
speakers and the word "LIARS" appears before the tape abruptly stops.

Brett feels faint and darts to lock the front door, knowing what was coming. As he turns to run for it, he immediately hits something and
falls backwards.

The last thing he ever hears is "LIARS" as acid runs down his face and begins to slowly eat away at his flesh.

The last thing he ever sees is Jimmy's face, contorting into a sick, twisted smile.

Route 61

In the small town of Ashland, Pennsylvania, Route 61 takes an unexplained detour; a “Keep Out” sign straddles the original highway. Ignore the warning and you'll arrive in the abandoned town of Centralia, where an underground mine fire has been burning since 1962 when residents accidentally ignited a vein of anthracite coal. Despite efforts to stop the fire it still burns today and could burn for 250 years. Some houses still stand but most have been demolished. 'Silent Hill' was based on this town.

The Healer

This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, "My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV & the other hand on the part of your body which ails you & I will heal you.
" The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the television, and her other hand on her stomach. Meanwhile, her husband approaches the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and his other hand on his groin. With a frown his wife says, "Ernest, he's talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead."

Evolution of a madman.

Tony Stark vs Bruce Wayne

Tony Stark vs. Bruce Wayne

Who would win?

Trick 'R Treat 2 Is Confirmed!

The official Facebook page for the horror film "Trick 'R Treat" just announced that Trick 'R Treat 2 is happening! After a long time of fans begging for a sequel, we're finally getting it.

Are you excited for the sequel?

Ridley Scott has CONFIRMED that Prometheus 2 is being written right now.

Ridley Scott has CONFIRMED that Prometheus 2 is being written right now.
Are you excited for the sequel? Were you disappointed by the first?

Monday, October 28, 2013

All Men Are Not The Same.

I hear women say often that all men are the same. That's not true, unlike some of the jerks out there, I'm one of the good guys. Their are plenty of other good guys out there, the hard part is finding the good guy that's right for you.

Eat These Vampire Cookies Before They Eat You!

I need to talk to you, guys.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

You've been truck by... a smooth criminal.

Have You Noticed...

Have you noticed that they all have black friends?

Oh Drake...

Superman Is Awesome!

I love how anti-superman people never show the cool side of the superman mythos where he's the champion of the oppressed who fights for the impoverished and thwarts evil corporations and corrupt politicians...i wish theyd revisit that with modern superman...have him destroying predator drones that kill innocents and punching puppet dictators who hold presidential office.

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Tarski Merceda Reviews This Is The End

This is one of the funniest movies ever made!


This is The End starts out with Jay hanging out at Seth Rogen's house and then later they decided to head out to James Franco's house party. Out of nowhere things just start going crazy with earthquakes, bright lights and more. Not surprising that the party at James Franco's house ended after all that. With everyone leaving the party, only the closest friends of James where at his house with him. This movie became really funny when all these guys got stuck in this house together. I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time while watching a movie. Watching these guys banding together to attempt to survive the end of the world was hilarious. This is The End has so many funny moments that it's hard to really choose what scene I found to be the funniest.

Everyone in this movie was great, there's no unnecessary characters in this one guys. You will love everyone in this movie I promise you that. What surprised me was how long this movie was but it's no big deal cause everything in there was just done right. I will say that This is The End is not for everyone, if you get offended easily I recommend that you skip this one. For those who love comedies that go there then this movie is for you. Now later on in the movie these guys figure out that they still have a chance to make it to heaven if they do something worthy of that. I wont spoil it for you but it's quite funny to see how hard they're willing to work to go to paradise. I give this movie a 9/10 it's a must see! 

Have you seen This is The End yet? If so what did you think of it?